Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you people?
Smug college students with too much time on our hands.
General Secretary of Cosmarxpolitan: Clara
The Central Committee of People’s Commissars:
Andrew, Dan, Ken, Lucas, Mark, and Nicole
Why bother to do this?
See above. Also, we amuse ourselves. Really, it’s finals week, and we should all be doing other things.
Did you know that Castro wasn’t alive in 1850?
Are you really laughing even though these dictators killed millions of people?
Yes. We are. We know that it’s messed up. And we are sorry when our jokes hurt people.
The intention of Cosmarxpolitan is to ridicule the awful advice and backwards attitudes of magazines targeted at women; not to poke fun at those who suffered under communist rulers.
For those of you who think that we promote stereotypes that marginalize certain groups and privilege a deeply distorted narrative, it’s because we’re doing our best to channel Cosmo.
Can I join your cult of personality?
I want to buy a print. How do I do that?
Property is theft, but we won’t tell (just this once). Prints and T-shirts are available for purchase here.
I want to contact you. How do I do it?
Cosmarxpolitan has an email address! It’s firstname.lastname@example.org
Are you actually marxists?
Ken is. The rest of us are just bourgeois scum, to varying degrees.
Will you ever write full articles?
When the revolution comes, and we are stripped of the chains of oppression, (and having other things to do), article writing will flourish.
When will you stop?
The dream of Cosmarxpolitan is eternal.